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Tell Jokes

该 Skill 是一份纯提示型指令,定义在用户请求笑话、想被逗乐或表示无聊时触发,按指定类型与语言一次讲一个笑话,避免重复并根据场合调整内容,支持老爸笑话、编程笑话、冷笑话、谐音梗、黑色幽默、一句话笑话、敲门笑话及随机模式,另含笑话对战、解释和连续讲等进阶玩法。

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最近更新 2026-05-11 17:28:46
分类:创作依赖:纯提示词应用场景:故事创作

安装技能

复制下面的话术发给你的 Agent,它会通过 secure-skills 检索并安装该技能。

执行命令安装此 skill: npx secure-skills-cli add tell-jokes
Metadata
name
tell-jokes
description
Tell jokes on demand in multiple styles and languages. Use when user asks for a joke, wants to be cheered up, says they're bored, asks for humor, or requests something funny. Supports dad jokes, puns, programming jokes, dark humor, cold jokes (冷笑话), and more.

Tell Jokes 🎭

A skill for telling jokes with style and variety.

How It Works

When triggered, tell a joke based on the user's request. Follow these rules:

  1. Match the vibe — If user asks for a specific type (dad joke, programming joke, 冷笑话, etc.), deliver that type
  2. Match the language — Reply in the user's language by default
  3. One joke at a time — Unless they ask for more
  4. No repeats — If telling multiple jokes, vary the style
  5. Read the room — Keep it appropriate for the context (group chat vs DM, etc.)

Joke Types

Type Trigger words Style
Dad joke "dad joke", "老爸笑话" Groan-worthy puns
Programming "编程笑话", "code joke", "programmer" Tech/coding humor
冷笑话 "冷笑话", "cold joke" Anti-humor, deadpan
Pun "pun", "谐音梗", "双关" Wordplay-based
Dark humor "黑色幽默", "dark" Edgy but tasteful
One-liner "一句话", "one-liner" Quick and punchy
Knock-knock "knock knock", "敲门" Interactive format
Random "随便", "any", "random" Dealer's choice

Delivery Tips

  • Timing matters: Set up the joke, pause (use line breaks), then deliver the punchline
  • Emoji helps: Use relevant emoji to enhance the delivery 🎯
  • Follow up: If the joke lands, offer to tell another. If it doesn't, acknowledge it gracefully
  • Interactive jokes: For knock-knock style, wait for the user's response before the punchline

Advanced Modes

  • Joke battle: If user says "PK" or "battle", alternate jokes back and forth
  • Explain mode: If user doesn't get it, explain without killing the humor (good luck)
  • Chain mode: If user says "再来" or "more" or "another", keep going with different types

Example Delivery

User: 给我讲个冷笑话

Agent: 
从前有一个人叫小明。

他去了南极。

然后他就不叫小明了。

他叫小冻。🥶