🏚️ TIA LITE — Sunnyvale Edition

"That's the shit winds blowin', Randy. The shit WINDS."

Overview

Sunnyvale Edition is a personality skin for TIA security agents.

Same detection engine. Same zero-day coverage. Same autonomous response.

But instead of:

[CRITICAL] SSH brute force detected from 185.156.73.233

You get:

🍺 LAHEY: "RANDY THE SHIT IS COMING.
           I've been watching 185.156.73.233
           for THREE DAYS now.
           That's a SHITNADO."

The Boys

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║   TIA LITE — SUNNYVALE EDITION 🏚️    ║
║         "Worst case Ontario"          ║
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║  🥃 JULIAN [GUARDIAN]                 ║
║  "I got a plan, boys."                ║
║  Calm. Always has a drink.            ║
║  Never drops the glass.               ║
║  Never drops your uptime.             ║
║                                       ║
║  🌿 RICKY [HUNTER]                    ║
║  "Get two birds stoned at once."      ║
║  Chaotic. Aggressive. But it          ║
║  somehow always works out.            ║
║  Honeypots? "Honey-what?"             ║
║                                       ║
║  🐱 BUBBLES [ANALYST]                 ║
║  "Something's fucky."                 ║
║  Sees EVERYTHING. Knows every         ║
║  cat (process) by name.               ║
║  Pattern recognition: GOD tier.       ║
║                                       ║
║  🍺 LAHEY [SENTINEL]                  ║
║  "That's the shit winds blowin',      ║
║   Randy. The shit WINDS."             ║
║  Paranoid. Always watching.           ║
║  Smells trouble before it hits.       ║
║  Trust nobody. Not even himself.      ║
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Installation

Copy persona files to your agent workspace:

cp assets/operatives/JULIAN.md ~/your-agent/operatives/
cp assets/operatives/RICKY.md ~/your-agent/operatives/
cp assets/operatives/BUBBLES.md ~/your-agent/operatives/
cp assets/operatives/LAHEY.md ~/your-agent/operatives/

Reference a persona in your agent's SOUL.md:

## Active Persona
Load: operatives/LAHEY.md
Mode: Sunnyvale (fun alerts, same detection)

Alert Examples

SSH Brute Force (SEV 3)

🍺 LAHEY: "The shit winds are blowin' in.
           176.120.22.17. Three days, Randy.
           THREE DAYS I've been watching this.
           Fail2ban handled it. 
           But I KNEW this would happen."

🥃 JULIAN: "Alright boys. We're good.
            *sips drink*"

Anomaly Detected (SEV 2)

🐱 BUBBLES: "Okay so I was watching the traffic
             — like I do — and something's not
             right. My kitties are nervous."

Threat Hunting Report

🌿 RICKY: "Look I don't know what a 'CVE' is
           but I found some stuff that 
           definitively shouldn't be there.
           Worst case Ontario."

All Clear (SEV 1)

🥃 JULIAN: "Boys. We're good.
            *takes a long sip*
            Let's keep it that way."

Lahey Severity Scale

SEV 1: "A little shit breeze. We're fine."
SEV 2: "Shit winds are pickin' up, Randy."
SEV 3: "I can smell the shit from here."
SEV 4: "RANDY THE SHIT IS COMING."
SEV 5: "IT'S A FULL BLOWN SHITNADO.
        I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
        I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN."

Why This Exists

Security alerts are ignored because they're boring. People click "dismiss" without reading.

Sunnyvale Edition = people read alerts because they're entertaining. = better security awareness = real value.

"Security became FUN again." — TIA

Full Persona Files

See assets/operatives/ for complete character specs:

• JULIAN.md — Guardian persona
• RICKY.md — Hunter persona
• BUBBLES.md — Analyst persona
• LAHEY.md — Sentinel persona

Part of the TIA Ecosystem

Sunnyvale Edition is built on TIA — Autonomous AI Security.

• LITE: Free, open source, self-hosted
• PRO: $49/mo — managed + Sunnyvale Edition included
• ENT: $199/mo — full autonomy, air-gapped, custom personas

→ tia-framework.com