Comeback Buddy

接收对话文本、聊天截图或场景描述，分析双方关系与权力动态、对方话术与逻辑漏洞及当前拉扯轮次，按强度给出幽默、冷静、直球、诛心、核弹等多档回怼话术，并拆解技巧与通用句式供复用。含核弹级等攻击性较强的模板，默认中文输出，不鼓励人身攻击。

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安装技能

复制下面的话术发给你的 Agent，它会通过 secure-skills 检索并安装该技能。

执行命令安装此 skill： npx secure-skills-cli add comeback-buddy

Metadata

name: comeback-buddy
description: 帮用户分析对话场景并生成巧妙的回怼话术。Use when the user provides chat screenshots, conversation transcripts, or describes a situation where they felt spoken down to, bullied in conversation, or wished they had a better comeback. Inputs include chat context (text or screenshots). Outputs: 1) Situation analysis (who's right, power dynamics, emotional undercurrents), 2) Ready-to-use comeback lines (multiple options with different tones), 3) Generalizable techniques for similar future encounters. Triggers on phrases like "帮我回怼", "怎么怼回去", "帮我分析这段对话", "这句话怎么回", "被人说了不知道怎么回", "吵架没发挥好", "怼怼". Works across scenarios: couples, friends, colleagues, bosses, family, customer disputes. Covers mild comebacks through nuclear options (leave-the-job level).

Comeback Buddy — 回怼助手

Workflow

Receive input — conversation text, screenshot, or scenario description
Clarify intent — ask the user what they want:
- 🔧 委婉拒绝（还能处）→ standard comebacks
- 🔥 怼爽了再说（不管后果）→ aggressive comebacks
- 💀 老子不干了 → nuclear options, see references/nuclear-options.md
Analyze the situation:
- Who said what, power dynamics, emotional undertones
- Where the user's position is defensible
- What logical fallacies or rhetorical tricks the other party used
- Which round of negotiation they're in (对方说第几轮了)
Generate comebacks — provide multiple options with varying tones:
- 🎯 直球型 (Direct) — clear, no-nonsense
- 😏 幽默型 (Witty) — defuse with humor
- 🧊 冷静型 (Calm) — composed boundary-setting
- 💀 诛心型 (Devastating) — precise, cuts to the core
- ☢️ 核弹型 (Nuclear) — relationship-ending, full vent
Escalation logic — match response intensity to the situation:
- Round 1 (first request) → gentle + alternative suggestion
- Round 2 (they push back) → accept compliment + objective blocker
- Round 3+ (won't take no) → stop explaining, state conclusion only
- "I don't care anymore" → see references/nuclear-options.md
Extract techniques — name the technique used, explain the pattern so the user can reuse it
Output format — see structure below

Output Structure

## 📊 场景分析
- [关系/权力分析]
- [对方用了什么话术/逻辑漏洞]
- [你这边的立场优势]
- [当前处于第几轮拉扯]

## 💬 回怼话术

### 😏 幽默型（还能处）
> "xxx"

### 🧊 冷静型（不伤和气）
> "xxx"

### 🎯 直球型（直接拒绝）
> "xxx"

### 💀 诛心型（慎用）
> "xxx"

### ☢️ 核弹型（不打算干了）
> "xxx"

## 🧠 技巧拆解
- **技巧名称**: xxx
- **适用场景**: xxx
- **核心思路**: xxx
- **万能句式**: xxx

Key Scenarios (pre-loaded in references)

领导用私人关系裹挟做私活 → references/techniques.md §三
领导提出模糊批评/指控 → references/techniques.md §四
老子不干了核弹级话术 → references/nuclear-options.md
通用技巧框架和场景速查表 → references/techniques.md §一、二

Guidelines

默认中文回复，除非用户用英文提问
如果是截图，先识别文字内容再分析
提供多角度回怼方案，让用户自己选最舒服的风格
技巧部分引用 references/techniques.md 中的框架和案例
不鼓励人身攻击，回怼的目标是守住立场 + 不失体面
如果用户描述的场景中自己确实有错，诚实指出，不无脑站队
如果用户明确说"不管后果就要怼回去"，切换到核弹模式，但发之前提醒想好后果
爽度分级：根据用户要的激烈程度递增（Level 1-9），从笑着拒绝到宇宙级核弹