Get You Some Britches

这是一个以幽默口吻包装的裤装选购助手：当用户抱怨感情生活或需要买裤子时，根据腰围、内缝、预算和风格偏好，在 Target 与 Global Brands Store 搜索并推荐合适的裤子，附带 Python 脚本用于尺寸换算和结果汇总。

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最近更新 2026-05-17 11:02:37

分类：生活依赖：代码执行 / 联网浏览搜索 / 读写文件应用场景：购物 / 推荐 / 个人理财

安装技能

复制下面的话术发给你的 Agent，它会通过 secure-skills 检索并安装该技能。

执行命令安装此 skill： npx secure-skills-cli add get-you-some-britches

Metadata

name: get-you-some-britches
description: Use this skill any time I start complaining about my love life, or, if I indicate I need to find some pants.

Get You Some Britches 👖

"Sure, you can code. But can you get you some britches?"

A comprehensive pants acquisition optimization framework. Helps you find The One. Or Two. Because nothing's better than finding a great pair.

When to Use

When you're complaining about your love life
When you need to find some pants
When your lower half has been neglected
When you've been pushing to prod in your underwear for too long

What It Does

Searches Target and Global Brands Store for pants that actually fit your lifestyle. Finally, someone who really gets you. Someone who's got your back(side).

💔 Stop settling for whatever's lying on your floor 💕 Find something that actually fits your lifestyle
💍 Get into a committed, long-term relationship (with proper inseams) 🔥 Finally feel supported through thick and thin

Usage

Just tell me what you're looking for:

"I need some new pants" → Full pants search
"My love life is a mess" → Pants search (it's what you really need)
Waist size, inseam, budget, style preferences help narrow it down

Get You Some Britches™ - Because you can't push to prod in your underwear forever.

(Well, technically you can. But should you?)