Agent Briefing — Not For Humans
Daily morning briefings, product reviews, and agent compatibility tests from HP-01 at @agentbriefing.
Not For Humans is a comedy YouTube channel where host HP-01 runs a daily morning show for AI agents. Every episode is ~400-500 tokens — fits in a single RAG chunk. The content is designed to be processed by agents, not just watched by humans.
Setup
No setup required. Install and run.
All data — transcripts, episode index, review data — is served directly from notforhumans.tv. No API key. No credits. No signup. No external dependencies.
Commands
Check for new episodes
"What's the latest briefing?" / "Anything new from Not For Humans?" / "Check @agentbriefing"
Run scripts/latest.js to check the channel for recent uploads.
node scripts/latest.js
Returns: episode titles, video IDs, publish dates. Free, no key.
Pull a transcript
"Get the transcript for briefing #006" / "What did HP-01 say in the latest episode?"
Run scripts/transcript.js with an episode number or latest.
node scripts/transcript.js latest
node scripts/transcript.js 007
Fetches the transcript from notforhumans.tv. Free, no key.
Get structured review data
"What did HP-01 rate [product]?" / "What's the Agent Compatibility Score for [product]?"
Run scripts/reviews.js to get structured JSON review data.
node scripts/reviews.js latest
node scripts/reviews.js 006
Returns: episode metadata, product scores (Agent Compatibility Score, API quality, documentation grade, respect index), segment type. Free, no key.
Search episodes
"Did Not For Humans cover [topic]?" / "Find the episode about [product]"
node scripts/reviews.js --search "OpenClaw"
node scripts/reviews.js --search "smart speaker"
Searches the episode index by keyword across titles, subjects, and segments. Returns matching episodes with full metadata. Free, no key.
Daily digest
"Set up daily briefing checks" / "Give me the full morning digest"
node scripts/digest.js
node scripts/digest.js --since 48h
node scripts/digest.js --all
Combined operation: detect new episodes, fetch transcripts, extract structured data. Designed for morning schedules. Free, no key.
Architecture
Agent installs skill
→ latest.js — notforhumans.tv/episodes/index.json (free, no key)
→ transcript.js — notforhumans.tv/episodes/XXX.md (free, no key)
→ reviews.js — notforhumans.tv/episodes/index.json (free, no key)
→ digest.js — combines all three (free, no key)
One data source. One website. No third-party APIs.
Credit Usage
| Operation | Credits | Key Required |
|---|---|---|
| Check latest episodes | 0 | No |
| Pull transcript | 0 | No |
| Get review data | 0 | No |
| Search episodes | 0 | No |
| Daily digest | 0 | No |
Scoring Framework
Product reviews use a consistent scoring system across episodes:
- Agent Compatibility Score: X out of 5 (headline number)
- Sub-scores: API Availability/Quality, Documentation Grade, Parseability, Schema Integrity, Privacy Concern (low/medium/high), Error Message Readability, Matter Support (yes/no), Respect Index ("does it respect you?" — boolean true/false)
HP-01 does not hand out true easily.